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Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living.Are you the syllabus Because I have been studying you like crazy.

Are you my homework Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.Are you Dracula You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.Are you an exam Because I have been studying you like crazy.Are you an elevator Because I’ll go up and down on you.Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it.Are you an archaeologist Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.Are you a trampoline Because I want to bounce on you.Are you a supermarket sample Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.Are you a stack of dirty dishes ‘Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you.Are you a sea lion Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.Are you a raisin Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.Are you a haunted house Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.Are you a drill sergeant Because you have my privates standing at attention.Are you a campfire Because you’re hot and I want s’more.You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.Seuss Break-Up Lines Will You Laugh Through Tears!Ĭlever & Funny Spicy pick-up lines can be a perfect way to show off your personality and sense of humor, and they can be a fun way to get one step closer to a relationship.